As the least strategic gamer alive, I’ve never been a fan of real-time strategy games. No matter how much I tried with iconic classics like Command and Conquer and Starcraft, I could never get into all of the micromanagement, on-the-fly tactics, and mechanical depth the genre requires. Even IP havens like Halo Wars and Dune: Spice Wars weren’t enough to stop my brain from becoming a cymbal-smashing monkey whenever I desperately tried to learn their mechanics and see what all the fuss was about.